when you’re with your friends and you all the love the song that is on
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"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"
Always burgundy (by Nory Aradi)
You mean sick ass lightning tattoos
Best description I’ve ever heard
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
Things You’ll Only See in Israel - The Israeli made car, Susita.
Netanyahu explains Jerusalem to Kerry.